More Proof That Starbucks Hates Jesus

Hey, Starbucks! You're "War-against-Christmassing" wrong.

Hey, Starbucks! You’re “War-against-Christmassing” wrong.

1. Jesus applied for a barista position at the Fayetteville, AK location and was told, “Cut your hair, hippie.”

2. Lambs regularly slaughtered on the cream and sugar station.

3. Baristas ordered to work “Hail Satan” into customer interactions whenever possible.

3. Breakfast sandwiches feature bacon, and uniform is a cotton/poly blend, clearly forbidden in Leviticus 19:19.

5. When you turn water into coffee, crushing a competitor who can turn it into wine is just good business.

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